Global Report for 9 September 2009

Botched Burns…

Pete Burns received an “out of court” settlement of a staggering £450,000!  The settlement was for damages that were incurred from a lip procedure.  Pete first underwent surgery to give his lips volume & definition.  Results were unsatisfactory for Pete; hence, he had yet another surgery to improved results from his Alloderm Implants lip procedure. 
This surgery resulted with “…lips swollen and blistered with discharge and lumps….” Pete claims to have had more then a hundred procedures to further rectify “…lips swollen and blistered with discharge and lumps…” and he is glad the case is over reasons for this would be that “it is a terrible experience living with the trauma and worry of injury and disability….”
This is just a warning to all individuals interested in cosmetic & aesthetic procedures, proper research is crucial & will come beneficial almost at no expense.

Free Cosmetic Surgery for UK Jailbird

A 59 year old, Denis Harland Roberts, that was put behind bars on the charges of murder.  That very same murderer has been granted cosmetic surgery whilst in his jail cell for free.  The “self-conscious” Robertson is due to go under the knife soon, the High Court ruled in his favor.  His birthmark scar, the reason behind school days bullying, is to be removed by the NHS (National Health Service) free of charge. 

The likes of former Tory Minister Ann Widdecombe & Matthew Elliott, of the TaxPayers Alliance have expressed vague views of disapproval on the matter.  They’ve hinted that it is ludicrous to have tax payers, pay for such a procedure for a prisoner charged with murder. 

Migraine + Cosmetic Surgery = Cure?

Recent findings indicate that cosmetic surgery has an indefinite affect on individuals that suffer from migraines. 
Though this is not a proven fact, some individuals have shown signs of less frequent migraines. 

Procedures such as Botox have been known to professionally cure migraines for minimal durations of time.  Further research is to be carried out to either prove this theory.  It is however a possibility though not proven…

Written By:  Ntombifuthi Dali
Dated:  9 September 2009